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I should lease goat kids to schools for “family planning” education:

Up all night, up all day, up all night again.  Warm the baby, feed the baby, cuddle the baby.  Lather, rinse, repeat endlessly.

Nothing beats having a small living being that is totally reliant upon you for life to drive home the lesson of just how completely a baby will take over your life.

Just ask this mother:



  1. At Passover, we sing a song about a child whose father gives him a baby goat. It’s fun, but babies are hard work to care for.

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